DESCRIPTION OF DIFFERENT TYPE OF JOBS AND OTHERS...

1 A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

2 An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didnt happen today.

3 A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

4 An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.

5 A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.

6 A mathematician is like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isnt there.

7 A topologist is a someone who doesnt know the difference between a coffee cup and doughnut.

8 A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."

9 A psychologist is someone who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.

10 A professor is one who talks in someone elses sleep.

11 A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.

12 A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.