Saturday, January 16, 2010
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
BAKAK SA MGA BOYS...
BAKAK SA MGA BOYS...
1. Kaw ra kong ka-text...
2. On the way nako...
3. Love teka promise...
4. Wa nakoy load...
5. Di ko mambabae...
6. Miss you...
7. Kaw ra jud...
BAKAK SA MGA GIRLS USA RA...
1. NITO-O KO NIMU!!!
A little girl's prayer...
A little girl's prayer:
Dear Lord,
Please send clothes
for the poor girls
who don't even have
shirts and underwear
in my kuya's magazine...
AMEN...
Monday, January 11, 2010
Dalawa lang ang ibig sabihin
kapag tinitigan ka ng isang tao...
"un eh kung my MALI sayo..."
o
"May TAMA siya sayo..."
FLASHLIGHT
GIRL: Flashlight ka ba?
BOY:Why man naka-ingon ka?
Kay ako'y nakahatag ug kahayag sa imung kinabuhi?
GIRL: Dili ui, assuming pod ka..
Ku-an man gud.. Siga kayo kag mata...
Ku-an man gud.. Siga kayo kag mata...
TWO MEN
It's really sad that in this world,
people would rather see
two men holding guns,
killing each other...
Than to see two men
holding hands,
loving one another...
MAGTATAHO
I tried my best to wait for you...
I've shouted too loud, still,
you didn't even respond to my call..
Now, you want me to go back?
-MAGTATAHO-
YOSI
Sana naging YOSI mo nalang ako.
If that's the only way na i can feel the
spaces in your fingers the touch of your lips.
Willing ako maging bad habbit mo.
KULANGOT
BOY: alam mo para kang KULANGOT...
GIRL: ano?! at bakit naman?! 
BOY: kasi, hard to get ka eh...
If you don't want temptation to come to you...
If you don't want temptation to come to you,
Medyo dumistansya ka sakin...
Is it clear?
I hate walking down the street...
I hate walking down the street,
because every guy I met says:
"Your lips looks lonely,
do you wanna meet mine?"
In courtship...
In courtship...
The man talks the woman listens...
In marriage...
The man listens the woman talks...
Years have passed...
The man talks, the woman talks
and the neighbors listen...
BROKEN INSIDE
I always pretend to be happy,
talking a lot and laughing out loud
so that nobody would know
what is really inside me.
But at the end of the day,
I always find myself all alone,
encountering the crucial truth
that i am too BROKEN INSIDE
and that not even a million
laughter can take it away.
Monday, January 4, 2010
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Hardest Things in Falling Inlove
1. Falling in love with your bestfriend .
2. Falling in love with someone in love with your
bestfriend .
3. Loving someone too much it hurts .
4. Choosing to let go of someone you love so
much because it’s the only right thing to do .
5. It takes time to have the one you LOVE, but just
a second to lose it forever, LOVE is bliss until it’s
gone .
6. Belonging to someone else when the right one
comes along .
7. Falling in love with someone who belongs to
someone else .
8. Choosing between friendship and a relationship .
9. Pretending to be NOT IN LOVE with someone
when you’re actually dying to tell him/her that you
are .
10. Admitting to be in love with a friend despite
his/her imperfections .
11. Realizing that the more you to try to forget, the
more you try to fight the feeling, you just find
yourself falling in love even more .
12. Letting go of someone; and then realizing you
will never find another one like him/her .
13. After so many years of being together, you find
out one day you’re not in love anymore..
14. Trying to hide your feelings from someone only
to find out later that he/she loves you back and
then you realize your chance has already passed .
15. The HARDEST thing about falling in love is
believing it exists after love has failed you time and
time again .
Twelve Types of Guys
1. MR. FOREIGN GUY
Advantages
a. He comes from a faraway exotic country
b. Fun and exciting or a unique way of seeing the world
c. mysterious je ne sais quoi that allures you
d. Has your back, will fight and protect you
e. his accent
Disadvantages
a. Usually drinks and smokes too much
b. Won’t be around for that long
c. Foreign men are very demanding, it’s in their nature; they are best left to deal with foreign women.
d. his accent
2. MR. SOCIAL BUM
Advantages
a. He’s always the life of the party
b. You’ll laugh a lot and learn how to go with the flow and let things slide
c. He will always make you laugh
d. He’s spontaneous and you’ll never get bored
Disadvantages
a. He loves to be the center of attention
b. He has to be at every single party
c. When you meet, he tells you of his goals in life and the steps he’s taking to achieve them. But several months pass, and he’s still on the exact same step as when you met him
d. You stay in the relationship longer and then find out he’s actually Mr. My Name Is Dick, I Am Unemployed and I Live with My Parents.
3. MR. METRO
Advantages
a. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the parties and all the hookups
b. He’s spontaneous and lives for the moment
c. He dresses nice all the time with perfect hair
d. He knows how to look good in pictures
Disadvantages
a. You don’t know if he`s gay, straight or bi
b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment, they’re not interested in you, except for what you provide for them.
c. He’s unable to compliment you because he’s too busy asking how he looks
d. Women first discovered their reflection in Roman times by looking in the still water of a pond, thus we lay our claim to the mirror. Mirrors are for women
4. MR. BOSS
Advantages
a. He looks like he came out of a GQ magazine
b. He has a lifetime of experience to share which will likely keep you on your toes
c. He is assertive in public, and gives off an aura of power and control
d. He’ll show you how to see life in a different way
Disadvantages
a. He has a huge ego and he’s condescending.
b. He’s used to bossing people around, and you’re not an exception
d. He comes home at 3:00 am and says he was out with his company
e. He probably has a crazy ex-wife, and two kids of whom he’s trying to get custody - but she won’t let them go, not because she loves them, but because they’re her controlling force to make his life miserable for not wanting her.
5. MR. FIX IT
Advantages
a. Everything breaks, and he’s there to fix it
b. He comes in every shape, size and educational background
c. He always has to stay busy. They are inherently hard workers.
d. He is responsible, organized, and loyal.
Disadvantages
a. His favorite pastime is correcting you
b. Their favorite saying is, “Well, that’s not how I would do it.”
c. You try living with someone who always thinks he’s right! And the real sick part is 99 times out of 100, he is.
d. When or if he runs out of things to fix in his own life, he tends to poke around in the lives of others to pull out his “tool kit”
6. MR. WOMANIZER/CASANOVA
Advantages
a. He will take you out in the beginning and charm you like no other
b. Constantly brings you flowers and chocolate and lighting candles during dinner
c. Compliments you all the time
d. He is a pro at wining and dining.
Disadvantages
a. Once he attaches himself, flattery and humor can be used to manipulate
b. When you try to tell others what you’re experiencing later on, they often don’t believe “such a great guy” could do such a bad thing
c. Once you catch on to his charming façade, it can be maddening to see him charm the pants off of others.
d. These men are a lot like fast food; they are convenient and tasty at first but you can’t have a steady diet of them.
7. MR. TOO NICE
Advantages
a. He holds open the door for you, pulls out your chair, and treats you like a queen
b. He always asks you out with reasonable notice and picks you up at your door
c. He will do anything for you, literally.
d. He’s extremely attentive, catering to your every need and desire
Disadvantages
a. He’s too predictable and has no opinion, everything you say he has to agree with.
b. He’s too passive
c. He won’t stay a nice guy forever; if he gets hurt by a man-eater, he’ll resort to becoming #10
8. MR. INTELLECTUAL
Advantages
a. He instigates conversations that are intellectually stimulating and listens to what you have to say in response
b. He makes you laugh with his clever sense of humor
c. These men have money or prestige or power, or all three, which makes them look very good from the outside
Disadvantages
a. He tends to use mind games as tools of control that go completely unnoticed by others, who are too busy admiring his new car
b. Usually intellectual men are judgmental and see if you can match up to them
c. When he takes a woman out, he makes her feel like she’s in debate class rather than on a date
9. MR. ROMANTIC
Advantages
a. When you meet, everything about him makes you swoon
b. He’s just the kind of man you’d love to flaunt, making all your girlfriends, and even the girls you don’t know, jealous. And you get treated like a princess
c. He’s everything you could hope for in a man
Disadvantages
a. They will come on strong but lose momentum in the long haul as the reality of a relationship sets in
b. You always feel like you’re competing for his attention with everyone else.
c. He’s always on the lookout for a better catch.
d. As soon as things become rocky, he jets.
10. MR. BAD BOY
Advantages
a. Will tell you the truth - that you`re not the only one
b. Goes where the wind takes him, and the wind usually takes him on some kind of awesome adventure
c. The bad boy spirit adds an element of youthfulness to the relationship and you’ll love to try taming him - although you knows you’ll never actually succeed.
d. Every woman wants a bit of a rebel (within reason, of course)
Disadvantages
a. He doesn`t acknowledge you in public, especially if there’s women around
b. Generally he is a punk (won`t stand up for anything)
c. They contradict themselves in the same sentence, and characteristically have an indirect and inappropriate way of expressing hostility that’s hidden under the guises of innocence
d. He will habitually send mixed messages in order to string you along.
11. MR. BEST FRIEND
Advantages
a. He`s your best friend, you tell each other everything; you get along very, very well
b. He’ll give you advice when you and your man are having problems and fights
c. He’s genuinely glad to see you and interested in hearing about your day.
d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor
Disadvantages
a. You don’t want to ruin such a great friendship so you don’t even attempt anything
b. If you end up finding out that he likes you, things become awkward for you both.
12. MR. RIGHT
Advantages
a. He’s handsome and intelligent.
b. He is intellectual, brilliant, and capable of taking you there mentally and emotionally
c. He will love you even when you are not lovable
d. He says all the right things at all the right times.
e. He acknowledges his faults and strives to be a better man
f. He understands a relationship is built on a 200% quota - 100% him and 100% you
g. He’s the kind of man who appreciates you, even for the little things.
h. He is a true best friend and everything you ever wanted in a man
i. He’ll buy you flowers and sentimental cards, just because.
j. He can dress - knows the difference between formal, semi-formal, professional, business casual, casual
h. He loves his mother
Disadvantages
a. Only found in old school Disney movies.
Advantages
a. He comes from a faraway exotic country
b. Fun and exciting or a unique way of seeing the world
c. mysterious je ne sais quoi that allures you
d. Has your back, will fight and protect you
e. his accent
Disadvantages
a. Usually drinks and smokes too much
b. Won’t be around for that long
c. Foreign men are very demanding, it’s in their nature; they are best left to deal with foreign women.
d. his accent
2. MR. SOCIAL BUM
Advantages
a. He’s always the life of the party
b. You’ll laugh a lot and learn how to go with the flow and let things slide
c. He will always make you laugh
d. He’s spontaneous and you’ll never get bored
Disadvantages
a. He loves to be the center of attention
b. He has to be at every single party
c. When you meet, he tells you of his goals in life and the steps he’s taking to achieve them. But several months pass, and he’s still on the exact same step as when you met him
d. You stay in the relationship longer and then find out he’s actually Mr. My Name Is Dick, I Am Unemployed and I Live with My Parents.
3. MR. METRO
Advantages
a. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the parties and all the hookups
b. He’s spontaneous and lives for the moment
c. He dresses nice all the time with perfect hair
d. He knows how to look good in pictures
Disadvantages
a. You don’t know if he`s gay, straight or bi
b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment, they’re not interested in you, except for what you provide for them.
c. He’s unable to compliment you because he’s too busy asking how he looks
d. Women first discovered their reflection in Roman times by looking in the still water of a pond, thus we lay our claim to the mirror. Mirrors are for women
4. MR. BOSS
Advantages
a. He looks like he came out of a GQ magazine
b. He has a lifetime of experience to share which will likely keep you on your toes
c. He is assertive in public, and gives off an aura of power and control
d. He’ll show you how to see life in a different way
Disadvantages
a. He has a huge ego and he’s condescending.
b. He’s used to bossing people around, and you’re not an exception
d. He comes home at 3:00 am and says he was out with his company
e. He probably has a crazy ex-wife, and two kids of whom he’s trying to get custody - but she won’t let them go, not because she loves them, but because they’re her controlling force to make his life miserable for not wanting her.
5. MR. FIX IT
Advantages
a. Everything breaks, and he’s there to fix it
b. He comes in every shape, size and educational background
c. He always has to stay busy. They are inherently hard workers.
d. He is responsible, organized, and loyal.
Disadvantages
a. His favorite pastime is correcting you
b. Their favorite saying is, “Well, that’s not how I would do it.”
c. You try living with someone who always thinks he’s right! And the real sick part is 99 times out of 100, he is.
d. When or if he runs out of things to fix in his own life, he tends to poke around in the lives of others to pull out his “tool kit”
6. MR. WOMANIZER/CASANOVA
Advantages
a. He will take you out in the beginning and charm you like no other
b. Constantly brings you flowers and chocolate and lighting candles during dinner
c. Compliments you all the time
d. He is a pro at wining and dining.
Disadvantages
a. Once he attaches himself, flattery and humor can be used to manipulate
b. When you try to tell others what you’re experiencing later on, they often don’t believe “such a great guy” could do such a bad thing
c. Once you catch on to his charming façade, it can be maddening to see him charm the pants off of others.
d. These men are a lot like fast food; they are convenient and tasty at first but you can’t have a steady diet of them.
7. MR. TOO NICE
Advantages
a. He holds open the door for you, pulls out your chair, and treats you like a queen
b. He always asks you out with reasonable notice and picks you up at your door
c. He will do anything for you, literally.
d. He’s extremely attentive, catering to your every need and desire
Disadvantages
a. He’s too predictable and has no opinion, everything you say he has to agree with.
b. He’s too passive
c. He won’t stay a nice guy forever; if he gets hurt by a man-eater, he’ll resort to becoming #10
8. MR. INTELLECTUAL
Advantages
a. He instigates conversations that are intellectually stimulating and listens to what you have to say in response
b. He makes you laugh with his clever sense of humor
c. These men have money or prestige or power, or all three, which makes them look very good from the outside
Disadvantages
a. He tends to use mind games as tools of control that go completely unnoticed by others, who are too busy admiring his new car
b. Usually intellectual men are judgmental and see if you can match up to them
c. When he takes a woman out, he makes her feel like she’s in debate class rather than on a date
9. MR. ROMANTIC
Advantages
a. When you meet, everything about him makes you swoon
b. He’s just the kind of man you’d love to flaunt, making all your girlfriends, and even the girls you don’t know, jealous. And you get treated like a princess
c. He’s everything you could hope for in a man
Disadvantages
a. They will come on strong but lose momentum in the long haul as the reality of a relationship sets in
b. You always feel like you’re competing for his attention with everyone else.
c. He’s always on the lookout for a better catch.
d. As soon as things become rocky, he jets.
10. MR. BAD BOY
Advantages
a. Will tell you the truth - that you`re not the only one
b. Goes where the wind takes him, and the wind usually takes him on some kind of awesome adventure
c. The bad boy spirit adds an element of youthfulness to the relationship and you’ll love to try taming him - although you knows you’ll never actually succeed.
d. Every woman wants a bit of a rebel (within reason, of course)
Disadvantages
a. He doesn`t acknowledge you in public, especially if there’s women around
b. Generally he is a punk (won`t stand up for anything)
c. They contradict themselves in the same sentence, and characteristically have an indirect and inappropriate way of expressing hostility that’s hidden under the guises of innocence
d. He will habitually send mixed messages in order to string you along.
11. MR. BEST FRIEND
Advantages
a. He`s your best friend, you tell each other everything; you get along very, very well
b. He’ll give you advice when you and your man are having problems and fights
c. He’s genuinely glad to see you and interested in hearing about your day.
d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor
Disadvantages
a. You don’t want to ruin such a great friendship so you don’t even attempt anything
b. If you end up finding out that he likes you, things become awkward for you both.
12. MR. RIGHT
Advantages
a. He’s handsome and intelligent.
b. He is intellectual, brilliant, and capable of taking you there mentally and emotionally
c. He will love you even when you are not lovable
d. He says all the right things at all the right times.
e. He acknowledges his faults and strives to be a better man
f. He understands a relationship is built on a 200% quota - 100% him and 100% you
g. He’s the kind of man who appreciates you, even for the little things.
h. He is a true best friend and everything you ever wanted in a man
i. He’ll buy you flowers and sentimental cards, just because.
j. He can dress - knows the difference between formal, semi-formal, professional, business casual, casual
h. He loves his mother
Disadvantages
a. Only found in old school Disney movies.
Facebook neighborhood. Which one are you?
1. The Chronic Quiz-Taker
Every time you log in, you learn a new tidbit about her—that she would be Coffee Crumble if she were an ice cream flavor (because she’s sweet, perky, and a bit nutty), that she was a lady-in-waiting in her past life, and that her dream guy is most like Ted Mosby of How I Met Your Mother. This friend either suffers from an identity crisis or simply has way too much time on her hands.
2. The Jetsetter
Greetings from Rome! I just checked into my hotel in Tokyo! I just spotted Zanessa in LA! Sure, it’s cool that she travels a lot, but then she starts giving you her itinerary down to the last insignificant detail (oh really, you’re having lunch at noon?). And then she starts posting updates in a foreign language and everyone clicks “like” because it’s the cool thing to do. Do people even understand what she’s saying?
3. The Txt Spkr
His updates read like hieroglyphics: Jst hd brkfst. M 2 lzy 2 go 2 d gym ryt nw. Or worse: Pgod n poh aq. Cnfusd yt? This person needs to be introduced to vowels and a spelling teacher, fast.
4. The Farmer, The Typist, or The Mafia Warrior
He just harvested his tomatoes and cabbage. Congratulations are in order, because he is now an alien. He would like you to join his gang, please. The rise in popularity of these FB applications is directly proportional to the decline in productivity in the workplace, and eventually leads to an inability to live a normal life. If you know these people, and you care enough to save them from their crippling addiction, do convince them to get some help. Their future is in your hands.
5. The Emo Kid
Her driver is 10 minutes late and she is sooo pissed. Her dad wouldn’t give her money for her Friday night gimik. Her black polish-painted nails are chipped. Her hair won’t behave today. Her tummy hurts. You can’t remember an update where she didn’t complain about anything. This is a social networking site, not confessions of a teenage drama queen.
6. The Lyrics-Quoter
Closely related to The Emo Kid, except he uses whiny song lyrics to get his point across. Most of these quotes are questions that nobody is really expected to answer: Do you love me still, or do you just mean well? How am I supposed to live without you now that I’ve been loving you so long? Am I your fire, your one desire?
7. The Significant Other
Guilty of committing the online equivalent of PDA, The S.O. is incapable of posting anything—status messages, photos, videos, comments—that does not refer to the object of his affection. In the event of a relationship milestone, a major fight, or a (gasp!) breakup, he may transform into The Emo Kid or The Lyrics-Quoter. Also, in the event of a (gasp!) breakup, he will immediately change his status to “single,” complete with that sad little sympathy-seeking broken heart icon, which will prompt friends to ask what went wrong and assure him that things are going to be okay.
8. The Compulsive Tagger
You know how some photos should not, under any circumstances, be uploaded? The Compulsive Tagger does not understand this unspoken rule. Not only will she dutifully upload pictures of your wild drunken night, she will also tag you in each and every one of them, including the ones where you’re hugging the toilet and the ones where your mouth is open wide enough to accommodate a speeding train. She will also tag you in videos, illustrations, and notes that have absolutely nothing to do with you.
9. The Chatterbox
“Hey, what’s up?” he asks, the second you log in. He is always online, always available, and never easy to get rid of. When you say, “I’ll be right back,” he will wait. And wait. And wait. And then he will ask again, “Hey, what’s up?” He is the reason why you wish Facebook had an invisible option. Or at the very least, a busy mode—not that he’s bound to take the hint.
10. The Friend Who’s Not Exactly A Friend
You have no idea at all who this guy is, but you got “dyahe” and accepted his friend request because you apparently have 152 mutual friends. He comments on your updates, “likes” your photos, and even does a bit of Wall-flirting, but you still can’t seem to figure out how he fits into your life. Someday, you will finally muster the courage to delete him from your friends list.
Every time you log in, you learn a new tidbit about her—that she would be Coffee Crumble if she were an ice cream flavor (because she’s sweet, perky, and a bit nutty), that she was a lady-in-waiting in her past life, and that her dream guy is most like Ted Mosby of How I Met Your Mother. This friend either suffers from an identity crisis or simply has way too much time on her hands.
2. The Jetsetter
Greetings from Rome! I just checked into my hotel in Tokyo! I just spotted Zanessa in LA! Sure, it’s cool that she travels a lot, but then she starts giving you her itinerary down to the last insignificant detail (oh really, you’re having lunch at noon?). And then she starts posting updates in a foreign language and everyone clicks “like” because it’s the cool thing to do. Do people even understand what she’s saying?
3. The Txt Spkr
His updates read like hieroglyphics: Jst hd brkfst. M 2 lzy 2 go 2 d gym ryt nw. Or worse: Pgod n poh aq. Cnfusd yt? This person needs to be introduced to vowels and a spelling teacher, fast.
4. The Farmer, The Typist, or The Mafia Warrior
He just harvested his tomatoes and cabbage. Congratulations are in order, because he is now an alien. He would like you to join his gang, please. The rise in popularity of these FB applications is directly proportional to the decline in productivity in the workplace, and eventually leads to an inability to live a normal life. If you know these people, and you care enough to save them from their crippling addiction, do convince them to get some help. Their future is in your hands.
5. The Emo Kid
Her driver is 10 minutes late and she is sooo pissed. Her dad wouldn’t give her money for her Friday night gimik. Her black polish-painted nails are chipped. Her hair won’t behave today. Her tummy hurts. You can’t remember an update where she didn’t complain about anything. This is a social networking site, not confessions of a teenage drama queen.
6. The Lyrics-Quoter
Closely related to The Emo Kid, except he uses whiny song lyrics to get his point across. Most of these quotes are questions that nobody is really expected to answer: Do you love me still, or do you just mean well? How am I supposed to live without you now that I’ve been loving you so long? Am I your fire, your one desire?
7. The Significant Other
Guilty of committing the online equivalent of PDA, The S.O. is incapable of posting anything—status messages, photos, videos, comments—that does not refer to the object of his affection. In the event of a relationship milestone, a major fight, or a (gasp!) breakup, he may transform into The Emo Kid or The Lyrics-Quoter. Also, in the event of a (gasp!) breakup, he will immediately change his status to “single,” complete with that sad little sympathy-seeking broken heart icon, which will prompt friends to ask what went wrong and assure him that things are going to be okay.
8. The Compulsive Tagger
You know how some photos should not, under any circumstances, be uploaded? The Compulsive Tagger does not understand this unspoken rule. Not only will she dutifully upload pictures of your wild drunken night, she will also tag you in each and every one of them, including the ones where you’re hugging the toilet and the ones where your mouth is open wide enough to accommodate a speeding train. She will also tag you in videos, illustrations, and notes that have absolutely nothing to do with you.
9. The Chatterbox
“Hey, what’s up?” he asks, the second you log in. He is always online, always available, and never easy to get rid of. When you say, “I’ll be right back,” he will wait. And wait. And wait. And then he will ask again, “Hey, what’s up?” He is the reason why you wish Facebook had an invisible option. Or at the very least, a busy mode—not that he’s bound to take the hint.
10. The Friend Who’s Not Exactly A Friend
You have no idea at all who this guy is, but you got “dyahe” and accepted his friend request because you apparently have 152 mutual friends. He comments on your updates, “likes” your photos, and even does a bit of Wall-flirting, but you still can’t seem to figure out how he fits into your life. Someday, you will finally muster the courage to delete him from your friends list.
Words Women Use and What They Really Mean:
- Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
- Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the rubbish, so it’s an even trade.
- Nothing - This means “something”, and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with “Fine”.
- Go Ahead - At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
- Go Ahead (With Raised Eyebrows) - This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over “Nothing” and will end with the word “Fine”.
- Go Ahead (Neutral Expression) - This means “I give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care” You will get a “Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off.
- Loud Sigh - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”.
- Soft Sigh - Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
- That’s Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. “That’s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and in conjunction with a “Raised Eyebrow”.
- Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a “That’s Okay”.
- Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you’re welcome.
- Thanks A Lot - This is much different from “Thanks.” A woman will say, “Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the “Loud Sigh.” Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh,” as she will only tell you “Nothing”.
LOVE IS...
Love is how when he touches me I become weak.
Love is when he stops what he’s doing so he can look over at me and smile.
Love is when he knocks into me just to see me smile back at him.
It’s when I can’t be angry with him longer than 10 seconds.
It’s the feeling I get whenever I think about him.
And knows that he gets that feeling too.
It’s when I can feel him stare at me from across the room.
Its when he listens to everything I have to say even if he doesn’t care.
It’s when he jokingly tells me he loves me but really does mean it.
Love is when he sits beside me when there are 10 other available seats.
Love is when he sits beside me when there are 10 other available girls.
Love is when I prefer blue eyes but could settle with brown.
Love is how nobody ever makes me the feel the way he does.
When he offers me his coat even if it means he would freeze.
When he says he’ll never leave me. When he sticks up for me.
When he offers up his seat.
When he sits in my lap just to get a laugh.
Love is when I can remember everything he has ever said or did.
Love is when I couldn’t possibly stop the feelings I have for him even though I have tried so hard.
Love is when he keeps coming back because neither of us can get enough.
Its when he would never be out of line with me or hurt my feelings intentionally.
Love is him and me… just him and me.
60 Things Guys MUST know.
1. Don’t think that just because you didn’t tell us we are never going to find out.
2. Our friends know EVERYTHING.
3. EVERYTHING said to our friends will be told to us. Garranteed.
4. No matter what we say, we hate your ex-girlfriend.
5. We check our phones every hour to see if you have replied to our texts, then worry if you haven’t.
6. The fact you might leave us for another girl keeps us up at night.
7. When we’re not talking to you on MSN, we’re actually waiting for you to talk to us (in a non-snobby way, we want to see if you still care enough to talk to us).
8. When we act sad, we want you to hug us.
9. Our favourite part of the MSN convo is at the end when you say good bye, because that’s the part you say you love us.
10. We actually freak out on what to do during holidays like Valentines Day.
11. We don’t care what our friends think of you, but we do care what your friends think of us.
12. Yes, you might be the reason we failed that Maths test.
13. We are very, very scared of scaring you away.
14. We don’t care about what we talk about, just as long as we have your attention for a few minutes.
15. Of course, we do believe the crap we read in magazines.
16. We have mood swings. Get over it.
17. Everytime you’re around other girls, we worry they are better than us.
18. We don’t want to hear how cool your ex-girlfriend/neighbour/best gal friend is.
19. Movies like ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ depress us.
20. We will move mountains on our timetable if it means seeing you.
21. We compare every other guy to you, and you always come out best.
22. We hate it when you go to discos without us.
23. We hate feeling as if we are like any other girl.
24. Don’t brag about other girls liking you, it just makes us insecure.
25. When we say everything is ‘fine’, it generally means everything is absolutely horrible and we are on the brink of falling to pieces.
26. Don’t just say ‘ok’ when we say we don’t want to talk about it.
27. If you want to know something about us, ask our best friend.
28. If you do not hug us, we will not kiss you.
29. We think you are the best guy in the world.
30. We.Will.Kill.You.If.We.See.You.Slow.Dancing.With.Another.Girl.Without.Telling.Us.
31. We really do want you to stick up for us.
32. Compliments. We love them.
33. Be on time. We will think you don’t care if you’re not on time at a certain place.
34. Whether you say (L) or luv or love does matter.
35. We don’t care if you couldn’t come on that date because of the most embarrassing reason in the world, just don’t lie to us.
36. We like cuddling up to you so let us.
37. Silent Treatment + Short Answers + Not Smiling or Laughing + Evil Looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG.
38. You will be classed in our ‘Hate’ list if you forget our birthday.
39. Do not ask what’s wrong. We’ll never tell you we just want you to cuddle us.
40. You need to tell us what you think of us, we don’t make assumptions (apart from ‘OMG HE’S GONE OFF ME HASN’T HE?!’)
41. Telling us that we are pretty will mean absolute LOADS.
42. Do not make fun of us unless we are in a good mood. As insecure as girls go, we take these things very seriously.
43. If you do end up doing Number 42, you just have to hope we aren’t in a bad mood.
44. Saying something sweet MIGHT get you off the hook. Doing something sweet will ALWAYS get you off the hook.
45. We never forget things. Ever.
46. We over-analyze everything.
47. We over-react to everything.
48. When we are mad at you, we aren’t actually mad at you we just want you to apologize so we can start showing we like you again.
49. Please don’t stand 384931491329403 feet away from us. Even if we are scary.
50. Please acknowledge that when we are online when you sign in, we probably have waited ages for you to come online so please make it worthwhile.
51. We do not care if 50 000 other guys declared their love for us if you never do it none of it matters.
52. We don’t like being used.
53. We like it when you do un-expected nice things.
54. We usually don’t let just any guy make us cry, so if you make us cry, damnnn you must have done something bad…
55. This is the way it works: You don’t give us any attention, we dump you. It is NOT: You don’t give us any attention, we chase after you. Deal with it.
56. We like it when you are protective of us. It makes us feel special.
57. Unless she is a moronic idiot, a girl who truly loves you will love you for a long, long time.
58. When we come back from a holiday and brag about how awesome it was, during the entire time there we were probably thinking about you. A lot.
59. No matter where we are or what we are doing, we really want you to hold our hand.
60. And please for the love of god shut up about how fit other girls are. You know we like you and the fact you do this despite you knowing how we feel is just evil.
3. EVERYTHING said to our friends will be told to us. Garranteed.
4. No matter what we say, we hate your ex-girlfriend.
5. We check our phones every hour to see if you have replied to our texts, then worry if you haven’t.
6. The fact you might leave us for another girl keeps us up at night.
7. When we’re not talking to you on MSN, we’re actually waiting for you to talk to us (in a non-snobby way, we want to see if you still care enough to talk to us).
8. When we act sad, we want you to hug us.
9. Our favourite part of the MSN convo is at the end when you say good bye, because that’s the part you say you love us.
10. We actually freak out on what to do during holidays like Valentines Day.
11. We don’t care what our friends think of you, but we do care what your friends think of us.
12. Yes, you might be the reason we failed that Maths test.
13. We are very, very scared of scaring you away.
14. We don’t care about what we talk about, just as long as we have your attention for a few minutes.
15. Of course, we do believe the crap we read in magazines.
16. We have mood swings. Get over it.
17. Everytime you’re around other girls, we worry they are better than us.
18. We don’t want to hear how cool your ex-girlfriend/neighbour/best gal friend is.
19. Movies like ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ depress us.
20. We will move mountains on our timetable if it means seeing you.
21. We compare every other guy to you, and you always come out best.
22. We hate it when you go to discos without us.
23. We hate feeling as if we are like any other girl.
24. Don’t brag about other girls liking you, it just makes us insecure.
25. When we say everything is ‘fine’, it generally means everything is absolutely horrible and we are on the brink of falling to pieces.
26. Don’t just say ‘ok’ when we say we don’t want to talk about it.
27. If you want to know something about us, ask our best friend.
28. If you do not hug us, we will not kiss you.
29. We think you are the best guy in the world.
30. We.Will.Kill.You.If.We.See.You.Slow.Dancing.With.Another.Girl.Without.Telling.Us.
31. We really do want you to stick up for us.
32. Compliments. We love them.
33. Be on time. We will think you don’t care if you’re not on time at a certain place.
34. Whether you say (L) or luv or love does matter.
35. We don’t care if you couldn’t come on that date because of the most embarrassing reason in the world, just don’t lie to us.
36. We like cuddling up to you so let us.
37. Silent Treatment + Short Answers + Not Smiling or Laughing + Evil Looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG.
38. You will be classed in our ‘Hate’ list if you forget our birthday.
39. Do not ask what’s wrong. We’ll never tell you we just want you to cuddle us.
40. You need to tell us what you think of us, we don’t make assumptions (apart from ‘OMG HE’S GONE OFF ME HASN’T HE?!’)
41. Telling us that we are pretty will mean absolute LOADS.
42. Do not make fun of us unless we are in a good mood. As insecure as girls go, we take these things very seriously.
43. If you do end up doing Number 42, you just have to hope we aren’t in a bad mood.
44. Saying something sweet MIGHT get you off the hook. Doing something sweet will ALWAYS get you off the hook.
45. We never forget things. Ever.
46. We over-analyze everything.
47. We over-react to everything.
48. When we are mad at you, we aren’t actually mad at you we just want you to apologize so we can start showing we like you again.
49. Please don’t stand 384931491329403 feet away from us. Even if we are scary.
50. Please acknowledge that when we are online when you sign in, we probably have waited ages for you to come online so please make it worthwhile.
51. We do not care if 50 000 other guys declared their love for us if you never do it none of it matters.
52. We don’t like being used.
53. We like it when you do un-expected nice things.
54. We usually don’t let just any guy make us cry, so if you make us cry, damnnn you must have done something bad…
55. This is the way it works: You don’t give us any attention, we dump you. It is NOT: You don’t give us any attention, we chase after you. Deal with it.
56. We like it when you are protective of us. It makes us feel special.
57. Unless she is a moronic idiot, a girl who truly loves you will love you for a long, long time.
58. When we come back from a holiday and brag about how awesome it was, during the entire time there we were probably thinking about you. A lot.
59. No matter where we are or what we are doing, we really want you to hold our hand.
60. And please for the love of god shut up about how fit other girls are. You know we like you and the fact you do this despite you knowing how we feel is just evil.
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