A circle is round it has no end, that's how long I want to be your friend!

"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."
-- Bernard Meltzer --

PICTURES WITH MY MOM

A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us; when adversity takes the place of prosperity; when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us; when trouble thickens around us, still will she cling to us, and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness, and cause peace to return to our hearts.
-- Washington Irving --

ITS OVER NOW by: KYLA

MY FIRST BROKEN HEART by: IYA VILLANIA

BECAUSE I'M A GIRL by: KISS

YOU AND ME

I DON'T CARE by: 2NE1

A POEM

I know you like letters, so here’s a few:
I’ve never felt better than
when I was with you,
But you do what you have to,
and I’ll do it, too,
‘Cause I’m gonna laugh through this,
leaving you.

Love is a trend-setter,
set by the movies.
"Baby, I love you,"
or "Baby, we’re through," means
Simple quotations of sitcoms
that you’ve seen.
You never loved me,
and now that my view’s clean..

I know that I meant nothing, gave nothing true,
If this is as shallow, as pointless to you,
To write me a note, write me off as an ex.
To kiss me, dismiss me, move on to the next.

Maybe you lied, you felt nothing inside,
But I was sincere with my heart, and I tried.
But if that’s the case, then it might not be me
Who’s lost something that mattered, only lies from tv.

Now it’s my turn to feel nothing inside,
Not a touch of remorse when I wave you goodbye.
‘Cause this doesn’t hurt me as much as it should,
But it will hurt you, ‘cause you lost something good.

MGA BANAT

kung natatakot kang masaktan,
mas natatakot akong saktan ka.

aanhin mu pa ang bahay nyo,
kung nakatira ka na sa puso ko.

kung ikaw ay puno
at ako ay baging
pwd ka bang gapangin?

hindi ko habol na maging akin ka,
ang akin lang na maging iyo ako.

you seem like a sweet person....
do you mind if i taste you to find out?

nung mahalin kita, daig ko pa ang na-traffic sa edsa.....
I CANT MOVE ON.

help! something is wrong with my eyes.
i just can't take them away from u .

do u have a map?
coz baby, i just keep getting lost in your eyes.

come live in my heart and pay no rent.

UNTITLED

When I first met you,
I never thought you'd be the one who would give me
the feeling that everything is right when your around,
or that feeling that makes me lose
my words everytime you smile at me.
I never expected you to be the one
who I'd be thinking about each day,
or the one who'd I always look forward
to seeing the next day.
I've tried my hardest to fight these feelings...
but I can't. I just can't.
Because what I've realized is that out of everyone
I've met in this world,
you are the only one who can
give me these feelings everyday.
And I'm hoping that some day
or even just for a second,
that I can give these exact same feelings to you,
so I could mean this much to you...
as you have meant to me each day.

SIGNS NA DAPAT NG HIWALAYAN ANG GF/BF

------- Dapat ba kaming mag-break??? -------

Halos isang taon n kayong magkasintahan. Sa umpisa,sigurado kang "siya na" ang gusto mong makasama habambuhay.Kung minsan nga, kinikilig ka kapag naalala mo kung paano kayo nagkagustuhan. Pero ngaun ,nagdadalawang isip kna.Dapat m bang ipagwalang bahala ang mga pag aalinlangang iyon?paano mo malalmn kung dpt keong mag-break??

Una, dapat mong harapin ang katotohanan:Ang pagwawalang-bahala sa masamang palatandaan sa 1 relasyon ay gaya ng pagwawalang bahala sa babalang mga signal sa dashboard ng iyong sasakyan. Hindi mwawala ang problema;malamang na lumala pa nga ito. Anu ano ang ilan sa mga masasamang palatandaan ng 1 relasyon na mahalagang bigyn m ng panxin?


1.) ANG BILIS NG TAKBO NG PANGYAYARI.
pwedeng mgkaroon ng problema kung masyadong mabilis ang ligawan:
" magkachat kami s internet,nagpapadala ng e-mail s isat isa,at nag uusap sa telepono," -isa itong halimbwa ng mabilis n pagliligwan..Mas matindi ang epekto ng mga pamamaraang ito ng komunikasyon kaysa s harpang pag uusap,kase madli nyong masasabi ang inyong mga niloloob at mas mabilis mahulog ang loob nyo s isat isa.

2.) MAPAMUNA SIYA AT MAPANLAIT.
Laging minamaliit ng ka relasyon.
" lagi akong minamaliit ng naging boyfriend ko..pero gustong gusto ko nmn xang kaxama," - Ang mapanglait n salita khit p binigkas ng mahinahon at hindi pasigaw ay hindi dapat marinig sa 2 taong nagmamahalan.

3.)SUMPUNGIN SIYA AT MADALING MAG INIT ANG ULO
. Madaling magalit ang karelasyon.
" Kapag ndi kami nagkakasundo,itinutulak niya ako,kaya kung minxan puro ako pasa," -ang isang taong kulang sa pagpipigil sa sarili ay hindi p handa sa isang relasyon.

4.) ISINISEKRETO NIYA ANG AMING RELASYON
.Privacy ang kalimitang idinadahilan ng iba dito.
"Ayaw ng BF ko na malaman ng iba na nagde-date kami." -ang pagsesekreto ay sadyang paglilihim ng inyong relasyon sa mga taong may karapatang makaalam tungkol dito.

5.) WALA SIYANG PLANONG MAG-ASAWA.
bwahaha huwag mkipagrelasyon kung ndi p handa (shocks tintamad n ko magtype haha)

6.) LAGI KAMING AWAY-BATI.
Pag nagsasawa ka n ng gnitong sitwasyon magisip isip kna.
"Napakadalas naming mag break ng BF ko kaya ang bigat bigat ng loob ko!" ang sabi nya. "Lagi ko na lang inaayos ang 1 relasyon na mas magnda sana kung wala na lang." - pag gnito na ang sitwasyon iwan mo na sya.wula ng dahilan para magpatuloi p keong 2.

7.)PINIPILIT NYA AKONG MAKIPAG SEX.
Dapat igalang ang isat isa.Kung ayaw p e d wag. hahha
" Kung mahal mo ako,papayag ka" - ayan ang karaniwang linya ng ibang taong mapilit. lolz

Ang mga nabanggit sa itaas ay ilan lamang sa masasamang palatandaan na hindi magiging maganda ang inyong pagsasama.

ano sa tingin nyo pa ang ibang dahilan upang malaman mo n dapat mo ng makipaghiwalay s partner mo???

PARA SA MGA SINGLE

NAGTATAKA KA BA KUNG BAKIT SINGLE KA PA??

* SINGLE: Minsan ayos lang maging SINGLE kase frEe na freE ka gawin kung ano ang gusto mo o kaya makakapunta ka kung saan mo gusto pumunta pero kung minsan,. lalo na’t malamig ang haNgiN o kya maganda ung view, magwiwish ka na sana may yumayakap sa’yo, hahalikan ka sa noo at tititignan ka ng parang ikaw na ata ang pinakamagandang babae sa buong mundo.

*kaya heto, susubukan ko bilangin ang mga dahilan kung bakit single pa tayo. Gaano katagal na ba tayo walang nagiging boyfriend/girlfriend? tingnan natin..

1) MASYADONG INDEPENDENT- baka naman masyado mo napoproject na kaya mong mabuhay ng wala silang lahat, ayan tuloy parang hindi nila maramdaman na kailangan mo rin sila kaya dun na lang sila sa taong tingin nila ay magkakaron sila ng silbi.

2) MATAAS ANG STANDARDS- siguro hindi na natanggal sa isip mo ung pangarap mo nung bata ka pa. aba, kelangan mo na gumising sa katotohanan na walang ideal guy. ok cge, kung makita mo nga ung hinahanap mo na gwapong matalino na mayaman na mabait pero nung nakasama mo naman eh nakita mo hindi pala siya madalas maligo, mahiyain mag-toothbrush kaya naman sobrang bad breath niya sa umaga, puro barya ang mga hita at binti o kaya naman daig pa ang tambucho sa lakas manigarilyo, may nakausli na "pang labing-isang" daliri sa kamay at NAKAPANGINGILABOT NA BALAT dahil madami siyang AN-AN SA kanyang LIKOD NA PARA BANG MAPA NG CEBU… oh eh di turn-off ka na? kung lahat ng tao ay katulad mo na mataas ang standards, malamang wala ng magboboyfriend at maggirlfriend ngaun puro friends na lang.

3) UBOD KA NG KASUNGITAN - maski naman kahit sino hindi masarap lapitan at kausapin ang taong mukhang nangangain ng tao tapos liligawan pa? dapat kc kahit konti maging approachable ka naman para kahit na hindi ka kagandahan, madidiskubre niya na masarap ka palang kausap at masaya kang kasama. (^^,)

4) MASAMA ANG UGALI - kung papipiliin ako kung sa masungit o sa masama ang ugali… dun na ko sa masungit! ang masungit kc, hindi likas na itim ang budhi nyan, may taglay na istorya sa likod ng simangot niya. sabihan mo lang yan ng ‘peek-a-boo’ BAKA ngitian ka na. ibaNg istorya na kase ang masama ang ugali dahil mula pa yang ugali na yan sa kaibuturan ng kanyang mga balunbalunan. sa una mabait, pero madidiskubre mo na parang trapo ang tao kung tratuhin nito. tsk tsk tsk. pero hindi pa naman huli ang lahat kung kaya mo pa magbago, bigyan mo ng pagkakataon ang sarili mo magbago. magdasal ka kay lord ng mataimtim huh?? *hahahaha*

5) NAGKUKULONG SA BAHAY - walang makaka-appreciate sa panloob o panlabas na beauty mo kung nagkukulong ka lang sa bahay. ok nanjan nga ang nanay mo para sabihin na maganda ka pero im sure umay na umay na rin yan sa pagmumukha mo kaya mas maigi kung lumabas ka.. pagkagaling sa office, pwede ka magmall o kya gumimik kasama mga officemates mo, o kaya naman sumali sa mga organization sa simbahan or sa neighborhood.

6) MUKHA KANG LOSYANG- ito ang kadalasang krimen ng mga single. Hindi ka nagbibigay ng panahon para ayusin ang sarili physically. at bakit pa nga ba e wala ka naman dahilan para mag-ayos, diba? MALI !!! Dapat nga lalo ka mag-ayos para makita ang marketability mo. hindi krimen ang maging vain kahit konti. did u know na ang ratio ng lalaki sa babae ay 4:1? kaya lola, magsimula ka na mag-ayos at baka yung crush mo ay maagaw pa ng mga intrimitida sa paligid mo.

7) MASYADONG MAGALING- medyo sensitive itong topic na ito dahil nasasagasaan na ang male ego dito eh. oo, may ibaNg lalake na nabuburaot dahil mas magaling at mas marunong ang babae sa kanila. hindi na natin ito problema dahil malamang insecurity nila ang bumubulong sa kanila pero minsan kase hindi na makatarungan na laging nai-inferior ang lalake. kailangan maramdaman din nila sa iyo na hindi mo sila ia-under the saya if maging girlfriend ka nila. hindi ko rin sinasabi na i-compromise mo ang talents mo, ano baNg magagawa ko kung likas na talentadong bata ka pero ang tamang gawin ay wag naman ipagdukdukan na sobrang galing mong tao. wag na wag mong kalimutan na may 2 klaseng yabang dito sa mundo. wag kang mang-intimidate kung ayaw mong ma-intimidate.

8) SOBRANG BUSY- alam mo ba ung kantang ‘Narda’? ganyan ang mangyayari sa iyo, hanggang kanta na lang ang aabutin ng nagkakagusto sayo dahil maski pagpa-pluck ng kilay mo wala kang time.

9) DALA ANG BIGAT NG KAHAPON - may kasabihan nga, "how can u look forward when u keep looking back?" walang mangyayari sa love life mo kung dala mo pa ang kabiguan na dinulot ng nakaraan mo. walang sense ang magpakabitter dahil in the end, lalo ka lang papanget. panget na nga, bitter pa! tsaka wag kang matakot masaktan kung gusto mo magmahal muli. laging kaakibat ng love ang pain dahil hindi ka masasaktan kung hindi ka nagmahal. at isa pa, wag ka ring matakot na kunin ang pagkakataon kung nandiyan na sa harap mo. pano mo malalaman na masarap ang chocolate kung hindi mo titikman? (^^,)

10) MASYADONG-MASYADO!!- masyadong maganda, masyadong matalino, masyadong talented at masyadong mayaman. minsan ito ang mga nagiging factor kung bakit walang gustong manligaw sayo. pero hindi mo naman ito kasalanan diba? katulad din ito ng scenario sa #7. siguro mas maigi kung HUMBLE KA LANG wag mayabang, at imbis na maging hambog, share na lang the blessing. hindi ka lang maganda / matalino / talented / mayaman / mabait pa!! im sure lahat mahuhumaling sayo.

11) IMBORNAL ANG BUNGANGA MO - naku kalimitang problema ito ng mga TAKLESANG TAO at ng mga masyado nang confident sa sarili nila. Maganda ka nga, mayaman, mabait naman, sweet naman, maganda naman pumorma, Pero pag nagsalita daig pa ung barker ng mga pedicab sa CUBAO eh! Ang lakas mong magmura!! Pinaglihi ka ba sa Nagmumurang Kamatis? Mga words mo pa ang lulupit e… memorize mo na lahat ng mga bastos na salitang Pilipino at mga murang pinoy. Shempre palengkera dating mo nyan dba? Naku lalo pa kung mapanira ka, lalong wag! Matatakot lahat makipag-friends sayo, kahit babae!! Hahaha! Bawas mura kapatid! Instead of saying: Bwaka ng Ina, P*tang ina, P*king Ina!! Say: flowers, candies, rainbows, sheeps, clouds, butterflies and. . .

PUT A LITTLE MORE!! O dba? bumabango na "bibig" nya, yeah! di na "bunganga".


MINSAN NAMAN SA MGA BABAE:

12) TOO MANY BOYS: Minsan nai-intimidate din ang mga guys pag masyado maraming boys ang nakabakod sa girl. Wala ka ngang boyfriend, pero lagi mo naman prino-project na ang daming lumalandi sayo (na pawang mga superficial lang naman at mukhang walang potential na magbigay ng TRUE LOVE sayo). Pag ganyan palagi ang aura at drama mo, most likely, uurong yung mga boys na may HONEST INTENTIONS sayo at kaya kang mahalin ng todo, kasi natatakot sila na baka ikaw ang di kayang magmahal ng totoo. Alam kasi ng mga boys yan… na kahit kayo na (nakapili ka na ng BF mo), di pa din mawawala ang mga "boys" na nakapaligid sayo…

13) ONE OF THE BOYS: Ayan, isa pang problema ng mga gurls... kadalasan, dahil sa sobra namang close sa mga boys, nagmumukha na silang one of the boys, na kung saan sayo shi-ni-share ng mga boys ang kilig at iyak moments nila with other gurls. Ouch! Masakit yun, lalo na pag type mo yung friend mo na guy. Ingat-ingat mahirap kasi pag masyado kang close sa mga boys kasi dumadating ang point na ang tingin nila sayo… MAS MASARAP KANG KAIBIGAN… aray!!! isa pa, parang lalaki na din ang tingin nila sayo… mapapansin mo yan, kapag nag-skirt or nag-spaghetti strap ka, tapos inaasar ka na ng mga friend mo na boys for being "gurl na gurl". kasi ang boys, pag nakakita ng gurl in a sexy dress (tumatahimik yan, at may parang kumukulo sa loob nila)… so pag tinawanan ka, naku, sign na un…

14) STRICT ANG PARENTS: uhmmm… may two words kami dyan: GOOD LUCK!

at eto ang pinakamatindi sa lahat:

15) WALA SA GUHIT NG PALAD MO ANG MAGKA-BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND!! - shiyet ang saklap naman nito kung ganun nga!! hindi porke hindi ka na magkakaroon ng kasintahan ay loser ka na. malamang may nakalaan na plano sayo si GOD kaya gusto niya na wala kang BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND siguro kaya wala kang kasintahan dahil kailangan ang full attention mo sa pagtulong sa pagtaguyod ng pamilya mo, baka yayaman ka at magiging tagapagmana mo mga pamangkin mo, (EH BAKIT PAMANGKIN PA???! HAHAHA!!) baka kailangan ang full time and support mo sa organization mo.. maraming dahilan eh pero nakakasiguro naman ako na walang bagay na nangyayari sayo na hindi kagustuhan ng nasa itaas. laging may greater purpose kung bakit nangyayari ang nangyayari. kaya kung halimbawang may darating, wag na pakyeme. kung hindi mo type ang lalapit sayo, let it go gracefully dahil mahirap na at baka balikan ka ng karma. kung nandyan na, gawin na lang ang best para mag-stay siya sa buhay mo at nang hindi ka na nagtataka pa kung bakit SINGLE ka. see what i’m sayin??

HEY GIRLS...(ito ba mga klase ng manliligaw mu?)

Mr. Gwapings

mayaman, gwapo, kilala at higit sa lahat may wheels. mataas ang confidence nya na di sya mababasted kaya pag nabasted maaapektuhan ng husto ang kanyang EGO. at take note, malas mo kung may sour grape attitude pa yan. pwede nyang sabihin “sus kala mo kung sinong maganda eh pinagtyatyagaan ko lang naman sya. pweh!”

Mr. Quickie

ang type ng manliligaw na kada magkikita kayo e wala nang alam sabihin kundi “kelan mo ba ko sasagutin?” o kaya “i lab u na, ako ba hindi mo pa love?” kahit na isang linggo pa lang naman syang pumoporma. kung baga dinadaan nya sa pangungulit para mabilis ang pagsagot mo.

Mr. Everything

linya nya ang “sagutin mo lang ako, ibibigay ko sayo lahat, lahat ng magugustuhan mo. kahit pa ang buwan o kaya mundo.” gaga ka pag nagpauto
ka. dahil pag sinagot mo na yan, makakalimutan na nya ang linyang yan!

Mr. Stalker

eto yung type ng manliligaw na pag nagkahiwalay kayo e sisimulan ka sa tanong na “kumain ka na ba?” pagkasagot mo susundan pa nya ulit ng tanong “nasan ka ngayon?” “sinong kasama mo?” “anong ginagawa mo?” at kung anu-ano pa. basta tungkol sa daily activities mo kailangan malaman nya, pero ang nakakatakot na parte dyan eh yung kahit hindi mo sagutin ang mga tanong nya na iyon ay nalalaman pa din nya, mukhang may matinding “source” ang gago na pinagkukunan ng impormasyon tungkol sa’yo kaya nasusundan ka na nya kahit saan ka magpunta, kadalasan humahantong ang tagpong ito sa rape dahil hindi na nya talaga mapigilan ang nararamdaman nyang nag-aalab!! kaya mag-ingat ka sa mga pinagkakatiwalaan, baka kasi ilaglag ka ng mga kakilala mo di’ba? at mabigyan nila ng impormasyon tungkol sa’yo ang damuhong lalake na yon, di mo na kasi masasabi sa panahon ngayon kung sino talaga ang kakampi mo, ANG DAMING PLASTIK SA PANAHONG ITO!! Sino nga ba ang mga taong posible mong pagbintangan?? pwedeng kapit-bahay mo, kaibigan mo, mga AMIGA at kalaro ng nanay mo sa mahjong, ka-tong-itsan mo, tindero ng mais sa tapat ng bahay nyo, mailman na palaging nagbibigay ng mga sulat galing sa “stalker” mo pero lingid sa kaalaman mo s’ya na pala si mr. Stalker, tindero ng balot (pero sya na pala yon! haha!), ahente ng meralco na madalas maningil kahit nakapagbayad ka na, yung palaging sumisigaw sa tapat ng bahay nyo tuwing umaga at hapon nang “NAGAWA NG PAYONG… NAGAWA NG PAYONG..” ABA MAS MATAKOT KA KUNG ANG SINISIGAW NYA… “NAGAWA NG BATA… NAGAWA NG BATA!!”, minsan mga close friends mo pa, at maging ang mga magulang mo kung boto sila sa damuhong lalake na yan at kahit i-istalk ka pa ng WALANGYA eh ayos lang sa kanila Malay nila at Pake ba nila “MA at PA” nga talaga sila, well “LITERALLY” haha! at wala silang kibo basta may pasalubong lagi para sa kanila na hopiang munggo ATBP., pwede ring mga tambay, ka-chat, ka-text, ka-bluetoothan, kamag-anak, pinsan, pamangkin, kinakapatid, inaanak, kumare, kumpare, ninong, ninang, bayaw, biyenan, bilas, tiyuhin, tiyahin, lolo, lola, lelong, lelang, apo, apo sa tuhod, apo sa talampakan, apo sa alak-alakan, ate, kuya, yaya, maid, cook, tubero pls. call 843-82-31.

Mr. Take it or Leave it

pag binasted mo ang ganitong type ng manliligaw, asahan mo bukas may nililigawan na sya ulit. at eto pa, hinding hindi ka nya papansinin. period.

Mr. Salesman

dadaanin ka sa matatamis na salita. parang si Mr. Everything din kaya lang mas
matindi sya mang-uto. KUNG BINEBENTAHAN KA NG BAHAY AT LUPA NYAN MALAMANG BUMILI KA NG LIMA “KAHIT BA NASA PASO PA EH” DAHIL SA GALING NYA SA “SALESTALK” puro bola nga ang gagawin ng tarantadong yan sa’yo.. yun baNg tipong “ang ganda ganda talaga ng mga mata mo..” KAHIT DULENG KA NAMAN!! o kaya “ang lambot ng mga kamay mo, anong lotion ang gamit mo?” kahit yung kamay mo parang paa!! TAPOS BEBENTAHAN KA LANG PALA TALAGA NG LOTION ANO?? BWISET!! Eto ang grabe.. “KUNG MASAMA ANG MAHALIN KA.. MAGPAPAKASAMA AKO!!” HAHAHAHA!!! at iba pang pang-uuto mapasagot ka lang ng OO. HAHA!!!

Mr. Good Dog

eto ang nakakatuwang manliligaw. kase payag syang magpaalipin. taga-bitbit ng bag mo o kahit ng mga kaibigan mo. kahit magmuka syang buntot sa tuwing may gala kayo ng mga barkada mo. nagpapakitang gilas kung baga. pero pag sinagot mo na, for sure gaganti yan!! hala ka!!

Mr. Anonymous

motto nya ang “action speaks louder than words”. wala kang kaalam-alam na nanliligaw na pala. kaya pala ang bait-bait sayo. e akala mo mabait lang talaga. haha

Mr. Second Chance

sya ang pinakamasugid mong manliligaw. kahit 100 times mong sabihing ayaw mo sa kanya at wala na syang pag-asa ang sasabihin nya pa rin ay “please give me a second chance”

Mr. Romantiko

jologs ang mga paraan nya sa panliligaw. manghaharana, pakikisamahan mga barkada mo, liligawan parents mo at kahit magmukha ng TINDAHAN NG BULAKLAK ANG BAHAY NYO AT MAGKA-DIABETES KA NA ay lagi pa din s’ya may dalang flowers and chocolates tuwing dadalaw sa’yo. pero madalas nakakapagpakilig s’ya ng nililigawan nya dahil sa kanyang ‘malinis na hangarin’ aww… siguraduhin mo lang!!! =)


Kaya para sa mga taong nanliligaw, nagbabalak manligaw, nililigawan,

naliligaw, nag-hihintay maligawan at nagbabalak lumagay sa magulo:

Ang love ay hindi minamadali, hindi pinipilit at lalong hindi kina-career.. Aray ko!

Unang-una mga BOYS, PAANO MO BA NASABING MAHAL MO NA SIYA?

credits to apokalips and lynta of spark for sharing....

LOVE IS...

Love is when you can't sleep
because you can't stop thinking about them.
Love is when you can't talk
because you're afraid you're
going to say something stupid.
Love is when you barely move
because you're scared you will do something dumb.
Love is when you stare at the phone
for hours hoping that they'll call.
Love is when the only thing that
makes you feel better is their smile.
Love is when people can say
anything to you or about you and you just don't care.
Love is when you get online
and you sit there for hours and
wait for their annoying sound
so you can finally talk to them.
Love is when you find someone
that you can tell everything
and you're sure they won't make fun of you.
Love is when you can just wake up
and have makeup running down
your face from crying and
they'll still say you're beautiful.
Love is when they would do
anything to see you smile.
Love is when they're dying
and the last thing they want is
to hear your voice one last time.
Love is when every song reminds you of them.
Love is the scar across your chest when you lose it...

WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN

What Men Really Mean :

1. "It's a guy thing."
Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

2. "Can I help with dinner?"
Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?"

3. "Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

4. "It would take too long to explain."
Really means..."I have no idea how it works.

5. "We're going to be late."
Really means...."Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

6. "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

7. "That's interesting, dear."
Really means...."Are you still talking?"

8. "It's a really good movie."
Really means...."It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women."

9. "That's women's work."
Really means...."It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."

10. "You know how bad my memory is."
"Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

11. "I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
Really means.... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

12. "Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Really means.... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."

13. "Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means.... "...And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

14. "I can't find it."
Really means.... "It didn't fall right into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

15. "What did I do this time?"
Really means.... "What did you catch me at?"

16. "I heard you."
Really means.... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

17. "You know I could never love anyone else."
Really means.... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

18. "You look terrific."

Really means.... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

19. "I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means.... "No one will ever see us alive again."

20. "We share the housework."
Really means.... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."

FEMALE RULES

The Female Rules :

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The Female can change her mind at any time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.

15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.

17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.

REASONS WHY LIFE WITHOUT GIRLFRIEND IS COOL

Reasons why life without girlfriend is cool....

1. You can stare at any Girl.......

2. You don't have to spend money on her.

3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.

4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.

6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.

7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.

9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.

10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life .

11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.

13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and , therefore, u'll sin less.

15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.

16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks .

17. No nonstop nonsense.

18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.

19. No tension.

20. You can be "urself"

INTERESTING OBSERVATION

# Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd' do not appear anywhere
in the spellings of 1 to 99
(Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred)

# Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the
spellings of 1 to 999
(Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand)

# Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the
spellings of 1 to 999,999,999
(Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion)

# Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in the spellings
of entire English Counting

INTERESTING FACTS

Here are some interesting, but true facts, that you may or may not have known.

1. The Statue of Liberty's index finger is eight feet long.

2. Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile.

3. A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.

4. A Boeing 747's wing span is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.(the Wright brother's invented the airplane)

5. There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans.

6. One type of hummingbird weighs less than a penny

7. The word "set " has the most number of definitions in the English language;192

8. Slugs have four noses.

9. Sharks can live up to 100 years

10. Mosquitos are more attracted to the color blue than any other color.

11. Kangaroos can't walk backwards.

12. About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. Everyday.

13. The largest recorded snowflake was 15in wide and 8in thick. It fell in Montana in 1887.

14. The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is actually a tiny sonic boom.

15. Former president Bill Clinton only sent 2 emails in his entire 8 year presidency.

16. Koalas and humans are the only animals that have finger prints.

17. There are 200,000,000 insects for every one human.

18. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery had in it to begin with.

19. The world's largest Montessori school is in India, with 26,312 students in 2002.

20. Octopus have three hearts.

21. If you ate too many carrots, you'd turn orange.

22. The average person spends two weeks waiting for a traffic light to change.

23. 1 in 2,000,000,000 people will live to be 116 or old.

24. The body has 2-3 million sweat glands.

25. Sperm whales have the biggest brains; 20 lbs

26. Tiger shark embryos fight each other in their mother's womb. The survivor is born.

27. Most cats are left pawed.

28. 250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

29. A Blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant.

30. You use 14 muscles to smile and 43 to frown. Keep Smiling!

31. Bamboo can grow up to 3 ft in 24 hours.

32. An eyeball weighs about 1 ounce.

33. Bone is five times stronger than steel.

INTERESTING BUT FUNNY

* You can become an engineer if u study in Engineering college .. U cannot become a president if u study in Presidency College !

* You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop... You cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop.

* A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software!

* You can find keys in Key board but you cannot find mother in mother board.

* You can study and get any certificates. .. But you cannot get your death certificate.

DESCRIPTION OF DIFFERENT TYPE OF JOBS AND OTHERS...

1 A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

2 An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didnt happen today.

3 A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

4 An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.

5 A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.

6 A mathematician is like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isnt there.

7 A topologist is a someone who doesnt know the difference between a coffee cup and doughnut.

8 A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."

9 A psychologist is someone who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.

10 A professor is one who talks in someone elses sleep.

11 A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.

12 A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

COOL MEANINGS

Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.

Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Divorce:
Future tense of marriage

Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .

Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Ecstasy:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.

Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY

Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father:
A banker provided by nature.

Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

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